Well she tied me to the headboard with a surf leash |
| And her wet hair hugged her body like a long-lost friend |
| And I really tried my best to get across to her |
| But nothing she would say could be defended |
Well her birthday suit it was her only present |
| When I looked into her eyes - no history |
| And I told her eating people wasn't pleasant |
| But she laughed a snake eye laugh and walked away from me |
And I watched her as she walked across the coals |
| I watched her as she walked across the coals |
Singing: I was born in nineteen sixty weird |
| And I'm your nightmare surfer babe |
| Mr. Wilson where's your sandbox and your beard |
| 'You still looking for the perfect microwave? |
So I really did my best to get across to her |
| I said: "One day every pebble hits the beach" |
| And I kissed her face and held her like a long-lost friend |
| But she was too far out there to be reached |
| To be reached |
| She was too far out there |
She was singing: I was born in nineteen sixty weird |
| I'm your nightmare surfer babe |
| Mr. Wilson where's your sandbox and your beard |
| 'You still looking for the perfect microwave? |
And the sun came up over the mountain |
| And the waves rolled in across the bay |
| And the fabulous brightly-coloured birds flew up out of the forest |
| And she said "Well we're all heaven's beautiful children living together in paradise |
| Lie down my dear... you're going to enjoy this" |
And she looked like she'd had sex |
| With a Tyrannosaurus Rex |
Singing: I was born in nineteen sixty weird, old man |
| I'm your nightmare surfer babe |
| Mr. Wilson where's your sandbox and your beard |
| 'You still looking for that perfect microwave? |
| Perfect microwave |
And I watched her as she walked across the coals... |
And the sun came up over the mountain |
| And the waves rolled in across the bay |
| And the fabulous brightly-coloured birds flew up out of the forest |
| And she said "Well we're all heaven's beautiful children living together in paradise |
| Lie down my dear... you have enjoyed this" |