Wide boys, wide boys, wide boys, born with hearts of Lothian |
| Wide boys, we were wide boys, born with hearts of Lothian |
| Wide boys, we were wide boys, these hearts of Lothian |
It's six o'clock in the tower blocks |
| Stalagmites of culture shock |
| And the trippers of the light fantastic, bow down, hoe-down |
| Spray their pheromones on this perfume uniform |
And anarchy smiles in the Royal Mile |
| And they're waiting on the slyboys, flyboys, wideboys |
| Rooting, tooting cowboys |
| Lucky little ladies at the watering holes |
| They'll score the Friday night goals |
I was born with a heart of Lothian |
| I was born with a heart of Lothian |
| With a heart of Lothian |
I was born with a heart of Lothian, with a heart of Lothian. |
And the man from the magazine, wants another shot of you all curled up |
| 'Cos you look like an actor in a movie shot. |
| But you're feeling like a wino in a parking lot |
| How did I get in here anyway? |
| Do we really need a playback of the show? |
| 'Cos the wideboys want to head for the watering holes |
Let's go |
And the man in the mirror has sad eyes |